Hipster Once Upon a Time
Because happy endings are too mainstream.


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What's on your mind, dearie?


Will you let us go if we promise to stop cutting down trees?

The Evil Queen nurtured each one of those trees herself!

Now what are we supposed to eat during our discussion of Infinite Jest?

It’s precisely this kind of greed and excess that led to the economic crisis in the first place!

Ava and Nicholas can’t believe they’ve been eating Jif all these years. 

How many politicians does the Evil Queen need to kill to put an end to this SOPA madness?

Hansel wishes he’d done Gwyneth Paltrow’s cleanse instead, at least he’d get to eat solid food. 

I don’t feel so good, am I dying? Wait, maybe that’s just the Blind Witch’s magic. 

Okay, maybe graphic short stories

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