Oh, your boots are dyed to look distressed? Mine look this way naturally!

The man-necklace really pulls it all together.

Belle, it’s high fashion, okay?

Jesse was one of the great pioneers of American fashion.

And my neck gets cold, okay?

Oh, Edith, je regrette everything.

I keep a notebook and pen in a pocket under my armor so I can write poetry whenever there’s a break in battle.

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Would glasses make it better?

I’m going to an ironic ’80s party later.

The Giant has very sensitive skin, so the yarn is hypoallergenic.

It’s got such a great oversized menswear look.

Besides, the judges would probably say my work is too busy, but Cinderella liked her dress just fine!

Do you have any idea how long it takes me to make my bangs look this effortless?

All my v-necks were in the laundry, okay?

No thanks, I’d rather freeze.