The real Henry wouldn’t be caught dead with a Kindle!
No? I’ll just stay over here, then, while you two keep acing the Bechdel test.
Haven’t you heard? Neverland is the next Williamsburg!
I’ve got so many fun pins on my Crazy About Crafts board!
You’re a handy man to have around, Hook. Get it, handy??
A real barrel of laughs, aren’t you, Swan.
I know he’s a sell-out, but hey, people love him.
I knew my guidance counselor was operating under the ulterior motive of perpetuating gender stereotypes.
I want to be turned into pencils and notebooks, so future generations can write their own storybooks.
I was a vegan, Neal, A VEGAN!!
Look, if women can sweet talk their way out of a ticket, so can I!!
I can’t help it - I’m obsessed with food photography!
I should have known something was up when you asked specifically for Mast Brothers chocolate for the mole sauce. You know for a fact they don’t sell that here!
You guys don’t have to feed me Cheerios anymore, I’m not a baby!
It’s not a Pop Tart, Henry! It’s an organic toaster pastry from Whole Foods!