These weren’t exactly the kind of handcuffs I had in mind for Valentine’s Day.
HEY HIPSTERS. Since it’s Valentine’s Day on Friday, we’re going to have five days of HEY GIRL here on the blog, starting tomorrow. Featuring Captain Hook, among others, and of course, terrible puns.
I don’t care how cute their commercials are, they’re still a threat to local businesses!
Please allow me to break character for a second to say that this is the longest hiatus ever.