This must be how Neville felt when Hermione petrificus-totalicused him at the end of the first Harry Potter book.
She’s such a good mom.
our my guest, dearie!
These weren’t exactly the kind of handcuffs I had in mind for Valentine’s Day.
HEY HIPSTERS. Since it’s Valentine’s Day on Friday, we’re going to have five days of HEY GIRL here on the blog, starting tomorrow. Featuring Captain Hook, among others, and of course, terrible puns.