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Slap some gold leaf on it and call it modern art.

Kind of hard to make time to build a crib when you’re busy trying to track down an evil witch, okay Emma?

It’s only organic, handcrafted lip balms from here on out!

Too Cute on Animal Planet counts as reality TV right? And the ice cream wasn’t even organic! 

And don’t even get me started on the deeper meaning behind the shoes

nettlestonenell:

hipsterouat:

wordsaremymagic1414:

wordsaremymagic1414:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hipsterouat:

Haven’t you heard? It’s time for metallics to shine

NO THIS IS NOT SOME KIND OF HIPSTER ASS JOKE IN THE ORIGINAL FUCKING STORY THE SLIPPERS WERE SILVER AND IT WAS ALL A PART OF THE SUPPOSED ALLEGORY FOR THE SILVER-BACKED DOLLAR POLITICAL AGENDA ALTHOUGH THAT MEANING HAS NEVER BEEN CONFIRMED LEARN YOUR OZ HISTORY I SWEAR TO ELPHABA AND ALL THAT IS WICKED IN THIS WORLD

THANK FUCK SOMEBODY SAID IT. SILVER SHOES ARE CANNON!!!!

When the movie came out, it was decided the shoes would be ruby since it was one of the first movies with technicolor and they wanted to make full use of it.

So help me. Is this for real? @hipsterouat is like the last spot in the OUAT fandom that exists purely for fun and ridiculosity. I love her spirit more than the spirits of people I know in real life.

And we’re going for her jugular now? And attack her familiarity with the works of Baum? Over a tongue-in-cheek post about the color of the silver slippers?

I shall work to restrain myself from hurling rotten kale at the perpetrators. I need it for my urban compost heap, after all.

nettlestonenell, this is one of the nicest thing I’ve ever read on here, so thank you.

I also sincerely appreciate that kale is your choice of weapon. I myself have a hand-woven basket of rotten heirloom tomatoes designated for hurtling at haters. 

wordsaremymagic1414:

wordsaremymagic1414:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hipsterouat:

Haven’t you heard? It’s time for metallics to shine

NO THIS IS NOT SOME KIND OF HIPSTER ASS JOKE IN THE ORIGINAL FUCKING STORY THE SLIPPERS WERE SILVER AND IT WAS ALL A PART OF THE SUPPOSED ALLEGORY FOR THE SILVER-BACKED DOLLAR POLITICAL AGENDA ALTHOUGH THAT MEANING HAS NEVER BEEN CONFIRMED LEARN YOUR OZ HISTORY I SWEAR TO ELPHABA AND ALL THAT IS WICKED IN THIS WORLD

THANK FUCK SOMEBODY SAID IT. SILVER SHOES ARE CANNON!!!!

When the movie came out, it was decided the shoes would be ruby since it was one of the first movies with technicolor and they wanted to make full use of it.

Haven’t you heard? It’s time for metallics to shine

I come from the Nicolas Cage school of acting. 

Could not resist.

Who else is dead from last night’s Agents of SHIELD?

I know not what this “app” is that you speak of, but I can assure you that there is no way it beats sailing out to sea, with nothing but your boat and the stars for a map. That’s real freedom, Henry! 

Not that you need me to protect your heart, Regina. You’re more than capable of doing that on your own. 

Arya, is that you?

The old sneaking out the window trick? Please, that’s been done so many time before. 

Though if they were real New Yorkers, they’d know the best bagels are in Brooklyn.

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