I want to be turned into pencils and notebooks, so future generations can write their own storybooks.

I’m so much more than a booty call!

The real inventor of the cell phone: Regina Mills.

The only thing cooler than breaking the law is following it to the letter.

Cora was the one who came up with that move, and anyone who says otherwise is lion.

I’ll have you know, I make a mean brunch!

Preferably a Shetland pony wearing a vintage sweater. 

Oh, your boots are dyed to look distressed? Mine look this way naturally!

But I’m going to disable comments, otherwise it’s just going to be a free-for-all with haters claiming it’s a hoax. 

Henry, don’t listen to her. A spoonful of sugar would rot your teeth.

Nothing makes me angrier than gas-guzzling cars.

I’ve always wanted to go on a food tour, but the options in Storybrooke are pretty limited since all we have is Granny’s Diner.

The man-necklace really pulls it all together.

I hope I’m not too busy with basic training so I can take some calligraphy lessons!

I was a vegan, Neal, A VEGAN!!