Purple fog doesn’t exist in nature!!

Purple fog doesn’t exist in nature!!

Henry knew there was something off about that turnover, but he never suspected it would be something as evil as gluten.

Henry knew there was something off about that turnover, but he never suspected it would be something as evil as gluten.

But of course, Regina was lying. 

But of course, Regina was lying. 

Snow White had to make a deal with Rumpelstiltskin for the cape, but it was so worth it.

Snow White had to make a deal with Rumpelstiltskin for the cape, but it was so worth it.

Reading the SparkNotes doesn’t count!

Reading the SparkNotes doesn’t count!

There’s a special circle in Hell for people who lie about being vegan!

There’s a special circle in Hell for people who lie about being vegan!

We’ll tell our grandchildren about this someday, the Great Hipster Uprising of 2012.

We’ll tell our grandchildren about this someday, the Great Hipster Uprising of 2012.

Sorry for the lack of updates lately! I’ve been swamped at work and my internet has been refusing to properly download screencaps for the past couple episodes. Hopefully I’ll be back with regular posts by the end of the week.

And in case you were wondering, yes, I will be keeping the blog up and running over the summer while we wait for season two.

Besides, Hallmark is just so mainstream.

Besides, Hallmark is just so mainstream.

Thank god for hashtags, am I right?

Thank god for hashtags, am I right?

Or maybe Williamsburg? 

Or maybe Williamsburg? 

Just wait until #freemarymargaret starts trending! 

Just wait until #freemarymargaret starts trending! 

I mean, really, where did you get this dress? JC Penney?

I mean, really, where did you get this dress? JC Penney?

The wolves howling at night were a little distracting, but for the most part, the wilderness yoga retreat was a huge success!

The wolves howling at night were a little distracting, but for the most part, the wilderness yoga retreat was a huge success!