Hipster Once Upon a Time
Because happy endings are too mainstream. 

And I’m not talking about my choice to wear this sweater with this jacket. 

THIS IS THE LAST TIME I ASK HANS FOR A BOOK RECOMMENDATION. 

Who needs a portal when you’ve got an antique wardrobe?

I will agree with you about scrunchies, though. I should’ve cast the Dark Curse on them instead. 

That moment when characters on the show can’t even handle what’s happening on the show.

WHO YOU GONNA CALL? Regina and Mary Margaret!

Honestly, Regina, everyone knows the green apples are better. And here I thought you were a connoisseur. 

Have we ever seen this child eat anything that isn’t a poisoned apple tart or french fries?

What, you’ve never seen a locator spell before? 

Slap some gold leaf on it and call it modern art.

Kind of hard to make time to build a crib when you’re busy trying to track down an evil witch, okay Emma?

It’s only organic, handcrafted lip balms from here on out!

Too Cute on Animal Planet counts as reality TV right? And the ice cream wasn’t even organic! 

And don’t even get me started on the deeper meaning behind the shoes

nettlestonenell:

hipsterouat:

wordsaremymagic1414:

wordsaremymagic1414:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hipsterouat:

Haven’t you heard? It’s time for metallics to shine

NO THIS IS NOT SOME KIND OF HIPSTER ASS JOKE IN THE ORIGINAL FUCKING STORY THE SLIPPERS WERE SILVER AND IT WAS ALL A PART OF THE SUPPOSED ALLEGORY FOR THE SILVER-BACKED DOLLAR POLITICAL AGENDA ALTHOUGH THAT MEANING HAS NEVER BEEN CONFIRMED LEARN YOUR OZ HISTORY I SWEAR TO ELPHABA AND ALL THAT IS WICKED IN THIS WORLD

THANK FUCK SOMEBODY SAID IT. SILVER SHOES ARE CANNON!!!!

When the movie came out, it was decided the shoes would be ruby since it was one of the first movies with technicolor and they wanted to make full use of it.

So help me. Is this for real? @hipsterouat is like the last spot in the OUAT fandom that exists purely for fun and ridiculosity. I love her spirit more than the spirits of people I know in real life.

And we’re going for her jugular now? And attack her familiarity with the works of Baum? Over a tongue-in-cheek post about the color of the silver slippers?

I shall work to restrain myself from hurling rotten kale at the perpetrators. I need it for my urban compost heap, after all.

nettlestonenell, this is one of the nicest thing I’ve ever read on here, so thank you.

I also sincerely appreciate that kale is your choice of weapon. I myself have a hand-woven basket of rotten heirloom tomatoes designated for hurtling at haters. 

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